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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 01:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why are most people broke?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Could the guys here tell me how their first experience with a trans woman was? Who was the lady to you? ( I mean girlfriend, one night stand, etc.) I just had my first experience recently and I would like to know about others?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

What are the differences between fuzzy, intuitionistic, and paraconsistent logic? Which one is considered the most useful and why?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?

No go.

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

Can you write a short story with a twist ending?