What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 01:29

Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can we understand the mind of a Trump supporter?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
—
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
What did Chandrashekhar Azad say about Hinduism during a podcast?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!